So yeah, you know how some people collect things? I don’t know watches, postage stamps, shoes, whatever.
Remember Imelda Marcos and her collection of thousands of shoes?
I don’t have shoes.
I have website names. I am addicted.
And if there is an AA group for website addicts, I need to attend.
Because what did I just do? I just bought the domain name IncognitoGuy.com
Yes, yes I did. I am now up to 173 website names. That’s half of what I owned last year I think.
It was not pretty at tax time because I could not deduct any of it and ummm. I have a very understanding spouse.
See cause I think you can sell domain names. I tried to sell one once. It cost me $9. It didn’t sell.
So my collection of website names? It’s like having a closet full of shoes that are useless to anyone else but you know you have them. And they’re all yours.
And then nobody knows who the hell you are and so that they can’t even buy it from you if they wanted to.
But yeah. Gold. I’m sitting on pure gold. Right? Tell me I’m right.
Jesus. I have an addiction. I am Incognito Guy and I am addicted to buying website names. And Shopify. And social media.
And yet, yes, I do get out of the house. Sometimes. Incognito. You wouldn’t recognize me on the street. 😉 Yeah. I said that. Bad joke. Stay tuned. Plenty more where that came from.
If you’re reading this. Let me know. I mean I don’t totally mind talking to myself but friends. Friends are good. Tell me I have a partner in crime. Please. I can not be the only person with this illness.
Ps. And I have enabler friends. Ummm, really good friends. Supportive friends. They suggested hats and stickers too. See, no alcohol involved, just encouragement. And I don’t need encouragement. Yes, yes I do. Why the heck do you think I’m writing this stupid blog? Tell me what you think. I can take it. I think. No probably not. People are mean. Just tell me nice things. That’s all I can take at the moment. My give a damn is busted.